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free-earl: oh my god i just had a heart attack because there’s a tv at the end of my bed and i looked down and for a minute it looked like there was a man peeking out from the end of my bed

critter665: bootygirl23: as requested a close up pic of my booty hole and pussy! my cock just had a heart attack!

lambrini-socialism: I forgot my friend’s mama calls her two dogs her furries and just nearly had a heart attack.

lonesome-billy: OK HOLD THE FUCK ON…I just had a heart attack thinking that somebody was taking secret photos inside my home because… This is my kitchen sink. The only differences are the fucking dish soap brand and the height of the granite. This

thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

jointedlou: tuna-lord: I had a quiz in sacraments today, but I didn’t know the answers so I just put Jesus is always the answer and my teacher gave me 1 point because he liked the drawing. This about gave me a heart attack

cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

kipplekipple: lonesome-billy: OK HOLD THE FUCK ON…I just had a heart attack thinking that somebody was taking secret photos inside my home because… This is my kitchen sink. The only differences are the fucking dish soap brand and the height of the

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GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN

Oh my….. WOW!!!! Just had a mini heart attack and major erection at the same time…

lambrini-socialism: I forgot my friend’s mama calls her two dogs her furries and just nearly had a heart attack.

thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ? Nah, But for real,Then what?

beyonsayitaintso: Remember when these things happened and you had a heart attack?

I get startled really easily, to the point where my heart will race, I’ll get palpitations, and I might even get a panic attack. They just turned on the fire alarms in the apartment building and I had forgotten they were going to be turned on today.

My best friend just tried to drink Jack straight and had a heart attack

This woman that I had sex with months ago and haven’t heard from at all text me out of the blue today. I immediately thought it was bad news but she’s just back in town again and wants to fuck.

cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

azurabunny:first time this happened i had just woken up and proceeded to have 12 heart attacks in a row

thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

blindbirdnerd: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ? then we sleep

cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

h0odrich: kushangel: i smoked and then watched tangled and had 8 million heart attacks because it was so beautiful (aesthetically) but also the story line was just wow i’m getting misty eyed #her hair strands #are like real hair strands

fuckedupspncomics: wrong memory

validx2: ohitsjustgreg: shaaakywarriah: oldschoolamericano: kingxtoni0: You can actually feel the heart attack she had when she saw her mom I would just cry lmao I feel for her “So we let you go to a public school and this is what you do now??”

Okay so my computer wouldn’t turn on for a bit and I had a mini heart attack but I THINK it just overheated maybe??? It turned on now but sorry SNEJ and who I was playing overwatch with

woodmeat: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ? Leave

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